The Weather Rock - New Invention That Will Both Save You Money And Your Life
Weather people on TV are paid thousands of dollars to tell us conditions outside. They go to school for this and spend more thousands to become meteoologists, waving their arms around pointing at maps and using and explaining weather crap with fancy words to tell us what's going on out there.
But all you need is a Weather Rock. The weather rock is suspended from a string that hangs off of an armature in your yard and is an accurate weather device for every possible climate and atmospheric condition. If you want to know what is going on outside before you step out of your house completely naked, all you have to do is pull up your shade and consult the weather rock in you back yard. It's free and yields immediate results without having to wait for the TV to warm up or for the news people to shut up so you can get to the weather. You can save money on cable, antennas, and even a TV with is method of checking atmospheric conditions in your vicinity.
If the weather rock is wet, then this is an indicator that it is raining and you need an umbrella. If the top of the rock suddenly and mysteriously becomes really bright, then dark, then bright again like a strobe - and keeps doing that over and over - and appears to be bouncing up and down at the same time, that is how you know there is lightning and thunder outside. If the rock is dry, then you have fair weather. If there is a shadow under the rock, it is a sunny day. If there is no shadow under the rock and it is not wet, then it is cloudy outside. If you see a shadow under the rock sometimes but then you don't see it for a while, that means it is partly sunny. If it is usually easy to see and now it is hard to see, then it is foggy. If it is white on top, it is cold outside and snowing. If the rock is swinging, it is windy.
But if you look out the window and see that the rock has suddenly disappeared, that is a sign that you need to take cover immediately because the weather rock is also a weather emergency alert system right outside your window. It means that you either have a hurricane or a tornado right on top of you.
But all you need is a Weather Rock. The weather rock is suspended from a string that hangs off of an armature in your yard and is an accurate weather device for every possible climate and atmospheric condition. If you want to know what is going on outside before you step out of your house completely naked, all you have to do is pull up your shade and consult the weather rock in you back yard. It's free and yields immediate results without having to wait for the TV to warm up or for the news people to shut up so you can get to the weather. You can save money on cable, antennas, and even a TV with is method of checking atmospheric conditions in your vicinity.
If the weather rock is wet, then this is an indicator that it is raining and you need an umbrella. If the top of the rock suddenly and mysteriously becomes really bright, then dark, then bright again like a strobe - and keeps doing that over and over - and appears to be bouncing up and down at the same time, that is how you know there is lightning and thunder outside. If the rock is dry, then you have fair weather. If there is a shadow under the rock, it is a sunny day. If there is no shadow under the rock and it is not wet, then it is cloudy outside. If you see a shadow under the rock sometimes but then you don't see it for a while, that means it is partly sunny. If it is usually easy to see and now it is hard to see, then it is foggy. If it is white on top, it is cold outside and snowing. If the rock is swinging, it is windy.
But if you look out the window and see that the rock has suddenly disappeared, that is a sign that you need to take cover immediately because the weather rock is also a weather emergency alert system right outside your window. It means that you either have a hurricane or a tornado right on top of you.